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I miss Razor blades in Candy

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Once upon a time, back when I was a child , there was at least one house (sometimes as many as twelve) on my block that reportedly put razor blades in Halloween Candy. You had no idea for sure if that Snickers Bar was laced with PCP or had a tasty razor blade inside. I never encountered such an item in my candy, but then we never went to the suspected Razor Blade houses.

Today, you kids have it so good, no chance of finding any thing in your candy, no pieces of fingers or army men parts. Nothing. How boring it must be to live as a child today where every ounce of food is pre-chewed for you and the only toys you’re allowed to eat are gummy treats. Kids today don’t know how to live, with a sense of danger knowing that any minute your number could be up when you eat that candy corn.

To the Youth of Today, I Say “HOW BORING!”

MUSIC ON EPISODE 165 OF SONICALLY LOUD TUNEFUL MUSIC:
Eagletwin
Center of the Sun
This Drama
Zap Dragon & The Attack
Tawny Peaks
Louder than Bombs

Other Links:
Mayfly Center of the Sun 12 inch Record
July 2013 release of 12 inch Vinyl Tawny Peaks Record

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