Brad Bugos
WO-FAT The Conjuring Small Stone Wo-Fat Facebook Some people might say this is stoner rock, not true , this is stone mountain rock where all the good stones come from, way up on high. An iceberg moves faster than this stone. Is it all just empty calories, this journey? Or would a quicker get to the finish line ruin the reality of the point, which is a long slow journey out into the desert of your mind. See now I’m doing it, letting the coolness flow, letting my vertebrae swim in the waves of peratonal opaqeness. What the fuck is happening to me? Listening to this reminds me of a certain time in my life, back in high school, hanging out “smoking” on country roads listening to music. Back then we tooled around the country, some times stopping in a good spot to “smoke” and drink a bit, then we would pop some tunes into the cassette deck, mostly Ozzy and Nugent. Sometimes we would park in the long gravel driveway of that Satanic Church. (at least we thought it was at the time, what with the stories we heard and it’s red door, clearly something evil was going on in there). We would sit there in the truck debating the existence of our untapped mental voice, eating pork rinds and getting parched. Ted kicking you in the ass with Intensity in Ten Cities or Double Live Gonzos. If we had been listening to Wo-Fat’s the conjuring, it would have been more like a warm blanket covering you in it’s salty sickness, our minds floating ever farther away from themselves. I’ll tell you this, if this is in the deck with us sitting outside that church, I’m no longer concerned with Ozzy’s black magic, or if the caretaker is going to sneak up on us with a pitchfork, my mind is free and easy, drifting away and loving the groove it’s on. Wait, umm, am I talking out loud right now? Is anybody else hearing this? Alright, now I know that everyone is staring at me. Should I say something? Hey this is pretty trippy, I forget what I was thinking about. Are there any more pork rinds? Man, I gotta piss. Oh hey, I love this song “Beggar’s Bargain”. Totally. I got it. I should probably say something to the other guys about getting home. I’m having such an easy relaxing time, I don’t want to forget to...
Phil Chevron. What else need be said. 