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Feb
25

I found a nickel in my pants, hello poontang

“I can’t give you your normal seat this evening Mr. Jiff” Said Eduardo at the Taco Hut last Saturday. Thus began one of the most painful slides into depression and sadness that anyone has seen since Marty Engles Christmas special was canceled after 10 minutes in 1985. LOCAL RADIO LEGEND ASSAULTS WAITER THEN SELF, read the headline the next day in the Racine Pick-u-in. Everyone at Mack’s Grocery had heard about the fracas, some people even spread the rumor that Jiff was in jail, drunk and beat up, crying like a baby. I’m here to set the record straight, it’s all true. Of course today, Steve Jiff is a successful hot tub salesman and part time lawn jockey. We hope someday that the Morning Shenanigan’s Basement Tapes will see the light of day, it’s some truly funny shit. MUSIC ON EPISODE 214 OF SLTM (THE PODCAST): Dread Sovereign Cassavetes Hoax Hunters Light Years Enabler OTHER LINKS: Dread Sovereign Facebook The Bad Chapter Stolen Houses Fat Robot Radio Enabler Bandcamp SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 214 [ 41:08 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Feb
18

For More information call Pluffy

It’s amazing what a small advertisement, and I mean like 6 inch by 7 inch, placard at the bus depot will do for your business. Two months ago, I was about ready to give up the TV Repair business, calls were infrequent, new classes and tools were eating into my budget, and then I had a break through when I went to pick up my Cousin Ernie at the Bus Depot. Why not advertise? Let people know you fix any type of pre-1997 television set. RCA? No problem. Zenith? You bet I can fix it. Magnavox? I’ve got my tool box ready and I’m heading your way. This small advertisement placed over the urinals at the Bus Depot saved my business, and possibly my life ( I tend to drink and drive when I’m unemployed). Thank You Dan “Pluffy” Margins and SMRT Advertising. Dan, buddy, your next repair is on the house. MUSIC ON EPISODE 213 OF SLTM (THE PODCAST): Lucid Pig Heart Transplant Ancient Cities Cradle of Filth The Panzy’s OTHER LINKS & STUFF Pig Heart Transplant Ancient Cities Bandcamp Lucid Facebook Dumb Records Black Sheep SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 213 [ 30:52 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Feb
11

We can’t make it tonight, please give the Duckman’s our apologies

I hate to cancel this late, but Jeffery decided it was a good idea to try out his new Ski’s late Saturday Night. I would like to say alcohol had nothing to do with it, but then I would just be lying to myself. He’s got a problem. So please accept our deepest regrets, I’m sure your party will be “Off the Hook” as Dave at work always says. Your Friends, Jeanie and Jeffery MUSIC ON EPISODE 212 OF SLTM (THE PODCAST): The Obsessives Unisonic Frontier(s) It Looks Sad John Baizley, Nate Hall and Mike Scheidt OTHER LINKS: Frontier(s) Facebook Tiny Engines It.looks.sad. S/T Release Order Page SLTM (The Podcast) Episode 212 [ 36:28 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Feb
4

Hey, You just can’t go rushing in there

You have to finesse it. Remember last week when Ruben came by and started hurling insults at Riley? Well, what happened then? Did we bum rush him and beat the harsh words out of him? No, we waited three weeks, and then jumped him at the Tastee Freeze. So take my advice, get a brewski, down a chill pill and let’s start planning Operation “Tan and Mustard Old Man Kinney’s Vega”. MUSIC ON EPISODE 211 OF SLTM (THE PODCAST): Lilac Daze Brimstone Coven Electric Funeral Elephant Wrecking Ball Places to Hide OTHER LINKS: Lilac Daze Bandcamp Elephant Wrecking Ball Bandcamp Southern Lord BrimeStone Coven album on Metal Blade Records SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 211 [ 38:36 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...

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