logo
Apr
28

Yes, This is the one with the Joey Esposito Interview

SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 107 features an interview with Comic writer and co-creator of Footprints: A Monster Murder Mystery, Joey Esposito. The interview has been edited in this form, but the full interview will appear on the site tomorrow. The interview was conducted by Brad Bugos and his former Fat Robot Radio Co-Host Ben Phillips. We greatly appreciate Joey Esposito calling in and talking to us about Footprints and Kickstarter (where his comic is currently over half way to it’s goal). So please give this episode a listen not only for the good music, but to hear an artist/writer talk about his project and see how you can get involved. MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE OF SLTM (the Podcast) #107: Baptists Cattle Drums Thinning the Herd Spraynard Timeshares Footprints: A Monster Murder Mystery on Kickstarter SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 107 [ 36:21 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Apr
22

I Must’ve Been High

The last time I drank that much beer and hung out with the wrong element, it did not turn out well. Oh sure, I got to see Salad Suzy Dryer naked, but I also ended up with a bum knee. You see, I went there to try and forget my ex-girlfriend. I figured, I’ll drink a few beers head out the grave yard, jack off and head home. It wasn’t meant to be. About three beers in, I notice Suzy standing over in the corner by the Keg talking to Burning Bob (so named cause he narrowly escaped a house fire, his face was burnt a bit though). She looked nice, and maybe it was the beer talking (in hind sight, it was the beer talking), but I thought to myself ‘I’ve got to have some of that Salad Suzy HOT ASS’. We adjourned to Bob’s mom’s room and proceeded to rock the house. At least that’s what I thought at the time, a few weeks we later Suzy told the whole school I had trouble keeping it up. I left the party with my buddy Jeff, and we started to walk towards his car when I noticed the cops. I told Jeff, and he got a little squirrelly and started to run. I ran with him in a panic, jumped off a loading dock and torn a ligament in my knee. What a night. The cops finally showed up at my house, I talked my way out of jail and walked on crutches for two months. So kids, here’s my advice to you. Drink alone, it works out much better. No Torn Ligaments, no Cops, no talk about your sexual performance, and no begging that skag Salad Suzy for a hand job behind the school two weeks later. Music in this Episode: Knife The Symphony Total Fucking Destruction United Sons of Toil Year Of No Light Gilbert Wynn Footprints – A Monster Murder Mystery -UPDATE SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 106 Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Apr
15

It’s Time to Implement Plan B

Hello and Welcome to the first part of our seminar, Healthy Weight Loss on the Mustard and Ketchup Diet. The first step is to take your booklet, Frying with Bacon Fat, and to just toss it in the garbage. Now, doesn’t that make you feel better? No? Well , why don’t you trot your fat ass over to the trash can and get it back? Can’t do it can ya? What’s that? Your Kankle is tethered to the chair? Well, I guess you’ll have to listen to my diet plan now won’t you? So, where was I? Oh yes, throw away all those other diets, pills and exercise plans. All you need is my new Book KETCHUP & MUSTARD A TASTY NEW DIET, this seminar and $400 in cash. Oh yeah, a unitard or some sweat pants would be good too. Our first seminar will start in a few moments. So get ready to have some fun and lose some weight. By the way, if you start to drudge up some feelings about your parents during this seminar please realize that any kind of counseling or Help will cost you $50 extra. Thank You. Music on this Episode of SLTM (the Podcast): One Win Choice Cynics – DAVE&ANGELA EP Betzefer Vin Blanc Nekromantheon Joan of Arc Footprints: A Monster Murder Mystery SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 105 [ 43:05 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Apr
8

When in Doubt I Whip It Out!

There was a time in my life when that was a credo I lived by, When in Doubt I whip it Out. Hell, it didn’t matter to me. I would be lost in a neighborhood driving my car in circles, and BOOM, I would whip it out. It always helped me calm down and focus. I remember when the caterer was asking my fiance and I what we wanted to serve at our Reception, Chicken or Beef. When in doubt I whipped it out. Now with the world in turmoil, my job in flux, my hair receding and my brain shrinking, it only makes sense to whip it out and keep it out. I know it will not only help me focus, but the cool breeze feels nice. And so I say to you “When in Doubt, Whip it Out!” Enjoy. Music on this Episode of SLTM (the Podcast): A life Divided The Cave Singers 31 Knots Armagedda Heirs The Fucking Cops SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 104 [ 48:02 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Apr
1

I Met Cal Ripken Jr. One time

I was at a Sports Memorabilia show with my dad. After the show Cal Ripken Jr. stopped by and had a chat with us. He tried to make it like he didn’t know anything about the business of autographed sports memorabilia, but as anyone who follows the hobby knows, Cal is a good business man. Sharp dude, and really a hell of a nice guy. I think he was just testing us to see if we knew. How I wish Willie Mays had been that nice. Anyhow, here is another fun filled Episode of SLTM (the Podcast) The Fine Sponsor for this Episode is Crack-Air 2000, the Nether region hair removal system. Music on this Episode: Helstar Run, Forever Mixtapes Direct Hit Captain, We’re Sinking Master SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 103 [ 42:47 ] Play Now | Play in Popup |...

logo
Powered by WordPress | Designed by Elegant Themes