Five Ways to Increase Your Brain Power
We have researched ways on how to increase your brain power, how to make you smarter and well liked. Our Scientists here at our lab, have been researching ways to increase the brains overall horsepower. Here is what they have come up with, five simple ways to push your mind farther.
1. Five Servings of Carrots per day. Now it doesn’t matter how you ingest these, but you will need to eat about 17 pounds of carrots per day.
2. Stop watching all those crappy House Wives of… Shows. Simply put it mires your brain in a thick coating of shit. Watching those shows is the same as pooping your pants as a child.
3. Read a new book every week. At least one a month should have hard words, and a heavy plot line. The More you read the less time you have to decorate your truck with stupid decals and flags.
4. Quit masturbating in your car. Self explanatory .
5. Wake up earlier by 5 minutes everyday. Give yourself time to do things that matter.
Enjoy the Podcast fuckers.
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Tin Horn Prayer
Circle II Circle
A Funny Thing happened on the way to my penis
Finally An Episode where everyone concerned can stand up and shout “That’s what I was trying to describe to you on the phone the other day”. It’s electric, it’s magical, it reminds me of the time in 6th Grade when Jerry Dumblier peed and pooped his pants at the same time when he found out his father was an alcoholic. It’s times like that when you just say to yourself “Why aren’t I in show business?” . Pertaining to this episode, there are many fine points during the show when you can really feel the bond between the host and the listening audience. This guy just holds their attention for 45 minutes, it’s like getting a handjob from an angry midget. Good stuff. So tune it in, I think this is the best we can do, and follow the links below. Hey..Don’t forget to love again as well, okay knuckle punch.
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Made of Hate
After the Fall
100 Episodes Can You Believe it?
I want to take time to say Thank You to a few people who have made it possible for me to post 100 episodes of SLTM (The Podcast). Here we go, without them it would not be possible: My Girlfriend Michelle, she listens to every episode and tells me if it’s okay. My Producer Phil Chevron, he does a lot of the little things. All the PR People who send me stuff to play, Earsplit, BearTrap, SkyScraper Media, Maelstrom, Phratry Records, Polyvinyl and others. Finally, I would like to thank myself for being such a great host. No just kidding, that sounds like something Steve Jiff would say, and he’s a jackass.
Thanks For listening and keep tuning in for the next fifty or so. The Next One Hundred seems like a lot to ask for.
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And now a very special Welcome Back Kotter
Last week on Welcome Back, JJ had just finished working on his science project when Horshack revealed that he had contracted crabs from Mrs. Stokes, the school Nurse. Unclear how to stop the itching and burning he turned to Vinny, who has been around the block, to see if he knows what cure to use. Vinny in disgust tells Horshack that he always “raps it tight” when pleasing a lady, so he would have no idea. Just when things look bleak, Mr. Kotter walks in and tells a story about his uncle getting the clap while in the Army. Hilarity insues, and Horshack is wiser for the experience.
Tune in Next Week for an all New WBK!
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