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Nov
23

I’d be lieing if I told you I was wrong

Here’s the deal. I know that I wasn’t supposed to call after 10pm, I knew that. But what can I say, I like your pizza and I just can’t seem to get my fill. Sure, you’ve told me numerous times, “Don’t call here anymore, we’re closed”. What am I supposed to do? Go to the store and get some bread, some ketchup, a thing of bologna and some cheese slices? No. I’m not going out that way. So you may not want to hear from me, but I’m going to keep calling and asking for one more slice. Come on, you know you want it too. Music on this Episode of SLTM (the Podcast): Suicidal Tendencies Triosphere Swear Jar Jbe Bastard Priest Chrome Helmet LP TRACK – Lonely Trailer – WRINKLE – “Man with a Broom” SLTM (the Podcast) Episode 89 Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Nov
9

Thanks for 25 Years Gerald Finkman, Good Luck

I’ve been asked to say a few words about our former Co-worker, and all around good guy, Gerald Finkman. I first met Gerry when I caught him stealing bites out of peoples lunches in the break room fridge. He was about to take a bite out of my Western Bacon Ranch Burger, when he saw my reflection and dropped the sandwich. We’ve been fast friends since. Hell, I never even told Mike that I caught Gerry beating off in the men’s restroom to a picture of Mike’s Wife he stolen off his desk. So in conclusion, I would just like to say that we are going to miss you Gerry buddy. You’re stupid stories, those ugly tramps you used to bring to the Christmas party, the way you would double over and poop your pants when you had too much Gumbo. You’re a laugh riot and we are going to miss you. Music on this Episode of SLTM (the Podcast): Bison B.C. Harmonious Bec Unsun Mala in Se LP TRACK – FIELD TRIP – Headgear – “Make you Happy” Dakrya SLTM (the podcast) Episode 88 Play Now | Play in Popup |...
Nov
3

I don’t know what the hell I’m Doing, and I’m scared

My father always told me that a real man never flinches in the face of danger. The way to tell the metal of a real man is when the chips are down, and all the odds are stacked against you. What happens next is what makes you the person you will be in the future. I wish I would have remembered those words, I sometimes wonder if it would have changed things, if maybe my life would have turned out different. However, you can’t get away from the moment, now matter how hard you try to out run that dog, or how long that chain is around it’s neck. All I can say today is, I sure miss my testicle. Music in this Episode from: State Song Place of Skulls Mad Anthony WolfShade Stephen Egerton LP TRACK – SPERMBIRDS – Something To Prove – “No Punks in K-Town” SLTM (The Podcast) Episode 87 Play Now | Play in Popup |...

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