Did I ever tell you about the time my hamster eat three cheese balls then got loose and shit up a storm in my parents bedroom? Oh my god, it was like a poop paint gun had been used to decorate their bedroom furniture. I’m still not sure how the little bastard got his ass pointed up that far. So my advice to you is don’t forget to buy hamster food, or you’ll be in the same predicament that I was in, cleaning up Hamster shit while your Dad yells at your pet Hamster, Huey Kablooey.
Oh, Enjoy these commercials.